1.
The uber driver
Complains about how speed humps
Are ruining cars
2.
He zooms down my street
And then he slams on his brakes
To avoid the boom
3.
Speeders hate speed humps
That make them drive more safely-
Or cost them money!
4.
It’s traffic “karma”
Paid with his undercarriage
Or speeding tickets
5.
Neglecting signals
As he turns off of my block
Muttering curses
6.
Rather than argue,
I wrote this haiku series
And ranked him one star
☆
#Haiku
Keith M. Kelley | Poet 