1.
Delicious spring rolls
Brighten a rainy spring day
When they’re delivered
2.
“Slathering butter”
For some reason sounds, “sexy”
When I hear it said.
3.
Strawberries, whipped cream,
Chocolate syrup, honey-
And oh yeah, bacon!
4.
You are what you eat?
Then I’m pork and thick women-
Just keepin’ it real.
5.
A jelly donut
Is full of sweet, sticky goo
Squirting in your mouth
6.
Don’t be so silly!
No, it ain’t a banana-
It’s my erection!
7.
Functional beauty
Is not an oxymoron
Edible flowers