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FOOD PORN (Haiku)

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My plate after brunch at Sinha in Chicago (Photo Credit: Keith M. Kelley)

1.

Delicious spring rolls
Brighten a rainy spring day
When they’re delivered

2.

“Slathering butter”
For some reason sounds, “sexy”
When I hear it said.

3.

Strawberries, whipped cream,
Chocolate syrup, honey-
And oh yeah, bacon!

4.

You are what you eat?
Then I’m pork and thick women-
Just keepin’ it real.

5.

A jelly donut
Is full of sweet, sticky goo
Squirting in your mouth

6.

Don’t be so silly!
No, it ain’t a banana-
It’s my erection!

7.

Functional beauty
Is not an oxymoron
Edible flowers


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