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PENGUINS

1.

Millennial boys
Sagging pants make them waddle
They look like penguins

2.

They buy “Gucci” belts
That still don’t keep their pants up
Above their boxers

3.

Dirty boxer shorts,
And exposed cracks of asses:
Bad first impressions

4.

Back in the nineties
They made fun of Hammer pants-
Well, now it’s our turn!

5.

They look like penguins
As they waddle down the block
Thinkin’ they on fleek

#haiku


1 Comment

  1. Majestic Jordan says:

    “They buy “Gucci” belts
    That still don’t keep their pants up
    Above their boxers”

    So true that I had to laugh!

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