1.
Damned euphemisms.
What the fuck does “deplane” mean?
It means, “unboarding”
2.
If there’s no smoking,
Then why do they have ashtrays
On the bathroom doors?
3.
Joined the mile high club
Flying from Kansas City
All by my damned self.
4.
The flight attendants
Gestures are so amusing
Noone points like that.
5.
Two dollar sodas
At least you get the whole can-
But deez nuts ain’t free.
6.
Nickel and dime you
Whether coming or going
Fly the pricey skies.
Keith M. Kelley | Poet 