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POOP BAG HAIKU

1.

Dog does his biz’ness

Kind of “walking” while squatting.

Why can’t he shit still?

2.
These bags seem too thin

To really be effective

At scooping up poop

3.
“Better out than in”

Definitely applies here!

Glad he’s housebroken.

4.
He leaves a poop trail

Dropping his steamy bread crumbs

For me to pick up

☆

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