1.
Keith uses emoji often
But he doesn’t know what they mean
‘Cept “Have a nice day!”
2.
Like the smiley face-
Now there are millions of them!
Keith uses a few.
3.
Chimp with a laptop.
Keith screams, shouts, and bangs on it
Hope he saved his work!
4.
Techno-know-be-Ah
Fear of reading manuals
and looking stupid.