1.

I’m not a “nice guy”

A “well adjusted asshole”

Is more accurate.

2.

I don’t like small talk.

Well, I am not that good at it.

Socially awkward.

3.

Ask stupid questions;

I’ll give you stupid answers-

I’ve got loads of them!

4.

I am “untitled.”

I am a “work in progress.”

I’m still evolving.

5.

I’m working on me-

Which is a helluva lot!

I’m kind of a trip.

6.

I don’t hurt others-

Well, not intentionally.

I don’t start trouble.

7.

Go ahead, try me!

Spring, summer, winter, or fall

I will kick your ass!

8.

I’m not non-vi’lent

Non-violence is preferred

But hey, shit happens!

9.

You mess with the bull;

Sometimes you will get the horn!

Leave the bull at home!

10.

They got it twisted:

Mistook my coming in peace

For fucking weakness!

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