1.
I hate autocorrect.
It’s like my smart-ass-phone
Thinks that it’s smarter than me.
2.
It anticipates
I will be writing “gnomes” so
It auto-completes.
3.
I meant to say “gnomes”
In the midst of my tirade
While angry texting.
4.
Profanity is
More in my conversations
Including my texts.
5.
Autocorrect this
Text at your own fucking risk.
Does not scare smart phones.
6.
Siri is a prude.
Got “offended” when I asked,
“Define circle jerk”
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Keith M. Kelley | Poet 