Home » Poetry » I MEANT TO SAY, “GNOMES.”

I MEANT TO SAY, “GNOMES.”

1.

I hate autocorrect.

It’s like my smart-ass-phone

Thinks that it’s  smarter than me.

2.

It anticipates

I will be writing “gnomes” so

It auto-completes.

3.

I meant to say “gnomes”

In the midst of my tirade

While angry texting.

4.

Profanity is

More in my conversations

Including my texts.

5.

Autocorrect this

Text at your own fucking risk.

Does not scare smart phones.

6.

Siri is a prude.

Got “offended” when I asked,

“Define circle jerk”


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