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BREAKING FAKE NEWS STORY 02022017

PRESIDENT TRUMP IS DEAD

Washington D.C. –  President Trump choked to death moments ago on the bullshit he was talking. Steve Bannon refused to administer the Heimlich maneuver because it sounded possibly Jewish. Noone was also willing to perform mouth to mouth because he had spittle and fecal matter around his mouth. CPR was attempted until it was determined that the president did not have a heart. Mike Pence was unavailable for comment.


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