TRUMP APPOINTS BANKSY TO HEAD NEA
Washington D.C. – Today, in another unprecedented move, President Donald Trump announced that the internationally renowned street artist Banksy would head of the National Endowment for the Arts. Trump showered much praise on Banksy mentioning how he was a “really, really great artist” and how he had done “big things” all over the country. The POTUS seemed unaware that Banksy is not an American citizen (he’s British). When the artist was approached for comment, his only response was, “Fuck off!”
Keith M. Kelley | Poet 