1.
Regulars head to
alcohol abuse centers
With all their baggage.
2.
La boracha leaves
Moving like a bumblebee
Swerving randomly
3.
He fell down because
The floor just snuck up on him.
Gravity’s to blame.
4.
Th bouncer’s lament:
Bar patrons that missed last call
Expect to be served.
5.
It’s a cover charge.
It doesn’t include free drinks.
Here comes your server.
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