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HAIKU OF THE DAY 03042017

1.

Regulars head to

alcohol abuse centers

With all their baggage.

2.

La boracha leaves

Moving like a bumblebee

Swerving randomly

3.

He fell down because

The floor just snuck up on him.

Gravity’s to blame.

4.

Th bouncer’s lament:

Bar patrons that missed last call

Expect to be served.

5.

It’s a cover charge.

It doesn’t include free drinks.

Here comes your server.


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