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HAIKU OF THE DAY- 07222017

1.

Insecticide is

like a bad app you always

Have to log-in to!
2.

Insects are funny.

What I thought was, “a bold wasp”

Was two flies fucking!
3.

Poet writes of flies.

honey bee seeking nectar

Finds only… cologne.

Ants are everywhere!

Ants fall from the trumpet vines

Wherever they’re brushed!
5.

Then what do I see

In a great big fucking rush?

A goddamn cockroach!
6.

Man, I was like, “RAID!”

Then I dropped baits and I sprayed

Peppermint oil.
7.

Nature’s fine. Not here.

My home’s for people- not flies,

Bees, ants, or roaches!


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