1.
A true test of will:
Suppressing your flatulence
On long-distance trips.
2.
To fart or not to
Unleash silent-but-deadly
Gaseous secretions.
3.
Better “out” than “in”
Nature always takes its course
Not really, “a choice”
4.
My passing wind was
Hopefully, not that deadly.
It wasn’t silent.
☆
Keith M. Kelley | Poet 