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HAIKU OF THE DAY 09012017

1.

A true test of will:

Suppressing your flatulence

On long-distance trips.

2.

To fart or not to

Unleash silent-but-deadly

Gaseous secretions.

3.

Better “out” than “in”

Nature always takes its course

Not really, “a choice”

4.

My passing wind was

Hopefully, not that deadly.

It wasn’t silent.


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