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WAITING IN THE DOCTOR’S EXAMINING ROOM 11022015

I checked twice, just to calm my growing fear
Discovered it before my morning dump
I’d really rather not be waiting here
This morning I woke up, and felt “a lump”

Wasn’t found by “self examination”
It was the routine morning “scratch and sniff”
My daily manhood “verification.”
“Waiting” didn’t give my spirits “a lift”

Sharing my problem almost made me “blush”
As I awkwardly mumbled to the nurse
Her voice seemed so loud. How I wished she’d hush!
I was trapped ‘cause to leave could prove far worse!

Anticipation can spur gloom and doom
Waiting in doctor’s examine room


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