According to the Washington Post, President Donald Trump mandated that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stop using the following words in official statements/publications: diversity, entitlement, evidence-based, fetus, science-based, transgender, and vulnerable. Since I don’t work for the CDC, I have prepared the following statement using all seven words.
Diversity is a terrifying thing for President Donald Trump because he feels his
Entitlement being summarily chipped away due to the
Evidence-based theory that, “white does not make right.”
Fetus pimping prolife advocates justify their faith-based positions with
Science-based misunderstandings of reproductive health.
Transgender people are not confused, quite the contrary. Unfortunately, they are
Vulnerable to attacks by insecure homophobes masquerading as defenders of “family values.”