1.
We all make mistakes

like forgetting umbrellas

for April showers.

2.

An apology

shows your social awareness

of others’ feelings.

3.

“I’m sorries” with “buts”

are not real apologies

They’re just hollow words.

5.

No apologies

have passed through Donald Trump’s lips

’cause he ain’t sorry.

6.

Well, he is sorry

for at least one thing I’ll bet-

Sorry he got caught!

7.

Trump’s pissed he got caught

speaking into a “hot mic”

on set- but he’s smart.

8.

Marries “trophy” wives

and sponsored beauty pageants

’cause he respects them.

9.

He was sharing his

“White-male priveledge” with them

They were not “assaults.”

10.

What about Rosie?

Who defended her honor

When Trump maligned her?

11.

Is Trump’s comb-over

Just a bad fashion statement

Or does it hide horns?

12.

Breaking news just in:

Demagogue says, “I’m sorry.”

I was just kidding!

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