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HAIKU OF DAY 11242016 (Thanksgiving Menu)

1.

Birds of November

Tons of turkeys sacrificed.

Didn’t get pardons.

2.

Ham tastes best when warmed

Baked in honey till “just right.”

Brown sugar and cloves.

3.

Mmm… macaroni!

Hot, creamy mix of cheeses

Dancing on my tongue.

4.

The were four small chairs

For children to eat

At the kids’ table.

5.

The cornbread dressing

A tasty carbohydrate

That goes with turkey.

6.

Are they “candied yams”

Or “candied sweet potatoes?”

Thanksgiving riddle.

7.

Those rolls were the bomb!

Tasted like they were from scratch.

Brown-n-Serve, really?!

8.

Eew, artichoke dip!

No, I don’t want to taste it.

I’ll just spit it out.

9.

There was zucchini?

Wow, I never got to it.

I bet it was good.

10.

Canned cranberry sauce

Is a gelatinous side

That you slice and serve.

11.

Your greens ain’t got pork?

That’s taking turkey too far!

Keep your turkey butts.

12.

Stuffed like a turkey

Nodding thanks to the “Itis”

Damn, forgot desert!


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