I wrote the following series of haiku to be performed for the “Erotica Exotica Poetica Extravaganza” at the Weeds Poetry @ The Hideout. A few of these pieces might be “erotica.” Some are just plain nasty! So as not to offend, I’ve added a parental warning below:
PARENTAL WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POEMS CONTAIN ADULT LANGUAGE, GRAPHIC IMAGERY, EXPLICIT SEXUAL SITUATIONS, AND REFERENCES TO ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES THAT SOME MIGHT CONSIDER UNSUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, AND ARE INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES.
1.
Lightly lick her clit
Take it in your lips and say,
“Mmm… hmm!” Blow. Repeat.
2.
Her moans turn me on,
And teach me ways to help her
Achieve orgasm.
3.
Sex like percussion
Needs a good sense of rhythm
To reach a climax.
4.
“It’s been a long time.”
She pulls him closer and says,
“Just the tip, baby.”
5.
We cum together
Moaning, sobbing, quivering
Not able to speak.
6.
Make sure she cums first.
Multiple orgasm’s real
More so for women.
7.
You know it’s good when
Your hips pump all on their own
In jerking spasms.
8.
He licks her nipples.
As her hips rise to meet his,
Both lovers moaning.
9.
Rain falls on their kiss.
Meanwhile the storm thunders on-
Unbeknownst to them!
10.
He’d shout from rooftops,
“Her pussy is so damned good!”
But she’d cut him off.
11.
People seem to need
In some form or another
Physical contact.
12.
Some things need release
Like wrongly convicted and…
Sexual tension.
13.
I’ll work that ass like
Like it was Uber and Lyft-
Driving ev’ry day!
14.
The thought of those lips
Wrapped around my erection…
Almost made me cum!
15.
Deeper and deeper
Thrusting slowly, then faster
Fluid bodily.
16.
Experimenting
With BDSM role play-
Wait! What’s the safe-word?!
17.
First, you smack that ass,
Then smack it again, harder
All this between thrusts.
18.
The curve of her ass
Rising from her lower back
Makes great eye candy.
19.
More than a mouthful
Her massive breasts called him back
For seconds and thirds.
20.
Lost during coitus
She searched her vagina for
The prophylactic.
21.
It’s the quiet ones
That you really have to watch.
They’re the biggest freaks.
22.
we make box-springs squeak
and headboards thump like kick drums
Throbbing through the night.
23.
You like it like that?
You like it like that, baby?
Mmm, I think you do!
24.
Who’s pussy is this?!
She grabs his hips and shouts, “YOURS!”
Without naming names.
25.
Love ain’t just fucking.
Love is pleasing your lover.
Fucking is selfish.
26.
I need you naked
Lying on your back, eyes closed,
Awaiting my touch.
27.
Caressing your skin
With a feather and my tongue
you moan approval
28.
teeth biting nipples
is a good idea, if
your lover likes it.
29.
Half-hearted blowjobs
Are as satisfying as
You’d expect they’d be.
30.
Book learning won’t help.
Eating pussy takes practice-
Lots, and lots of it.
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Keith M. Kelley | Poet 