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FIT FOR DUTY

1.

The cop waddles by

His plate is heavy with carbs-

He don’t chase suspects.

2.

If you make him run,

After he gets done panting,

He will beat your ass!

3.

The officer’s gut

Petrudes from beneath his vest

Exposing soft flesh.

4.

Yes, it is cliché

To write ’bout cops and donuts-

It profiles police.

5.

Some cops eat salads-

Probably not most of them.

Am I wrong or right?


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